Gluonmaster

Gluonmaster

Personal details
Name	Gluon
Join date	26 September 2025 (316 days ago) Redmont
Occupation	Politician Entrepreneur Policymaker
Political party	The Evergreens (January 2026-present)
Pronouns	She/her
Nationality	American
Member of the House of Representatives
Sessions	37th

Gluonmaster (joined 26 September 2025; username Gluonmaster), Gluon for short, is a Redmontian and Mironian politician as well as entrepreneur. She used to be a policymaker for TheEvergreens Party. She served in the 37th House of Representatives.

Congressional Career

Gluon ran on the TheEvergreens Party ticket for Redmont's House of Representatives. Gluon won a seat.

Speaker Election

Gluon was endorsed by the Workers Party of Redmont and also had various allies in Labour such as MJL and Stanley. Both sides demanded Gluon support their preferred candidate for speaker.

Gluon originally announced her vote in favor of Rai (Labour's candidate) since she wanted to have their help on her Wild Legislation. WPR contacted Gluon and demanded she vote for Xtheory since Gluon owed them a favor in exchange for the endorsement. Gluon switched her vote to Xtheory.

Labour then threatened Gluon's party leader claiming that Labour would make sure The Evergreens never passed a bill or won a election again. Gluon's party leader ordered Gluon support neither side. Both sides constantly messaged Gluon demanding she pick a side. Both sides threatened Gluon that they wouldn't pass her legislation unless she sided with them.

Gluon then had a mental breakdown and turned to drinking (in the video game not IRL). Finally, Gluon decided to ignore her party leader and support WPR's speaker. Gluon declared that The Evergreens could not remain on the fence due to how polarized the Labour and WPR dispute was.

Bills Sponsored

Bill Name	Status	Background	Summary
Moderate Taxes to the Rescue	Enacted	Proposed to solve debt crisis where Redmont was falling into debt due to a wave of new players brought on by Yeah Jaron's video	Increased a variety of taxes/penalties Done so increases were marginal
Moderate Bank Tax	Stalled	Proposed in a effort to force banks to loan money rather than just keeping it locked up	Established a small bank tax
New Player Purpose	Failed	Proposed to increase player retention by incentivizing companies to seek out new players to hire	Created grants to reward businesses which hire new players
Wilderness and Alexandria Act	Enacted	Proposed to clean up the International Community Framework and put all diplomacy in one location	Wild Towns can now have diplomats and embassies Wild Towns are not legally nations and their constitutions are non binding
Economy for New Players	Failed	Proposed to address price drops in goods new players sell lots of	Makes it illegal for veteran players to bulk sell minerals/crops at low prices
Say No to Big Lava	Failed	Proposed to 'protect the coal economy' from 'Big Lava'	Makes it illegal to sell lava
Profitable Whistleblower Amendment	Enacted	Gluon was asked by Farmerkalechip to propose this bill	Allows Whistleblowers be paid portion of a legal fine obtained from a caught criminal
Text Me Back Clarificationct.	Enacted	Gluon was asked by Rainbowhorsecakes to propose this bill
Better DoI Repair Act	Failed	Proposed to help Wild Towns, heavily criticized for being purely performative rather than substantive	DoI allowed to help Wild Towns repair landscapes

Bills Gluon is proud of supporting

• Wilderness Trade Protection to decriminalize wild town trading
• Pride Celebration to establish a federal pride holiday
• Willow Revivification to make Willow a town
• Undo the Declarations Act because parties were failing to nominate their candidates in time
• Realer Town Rights to grant Redmont's towns more rights
• Expansion Act to make congress larger addressing the player increase post Jaron Wave
• July 2026 Appropriations and June 2026 Appropriations to keep Health, Animal Adoption, Wild Landscape Cleanup, Trade Jobs (such as farmer/hunter), Farmer Tom, and Police funded.
• Only representative to vote against Pay the Draftsman since she felt like it was a waste of money and there was no co sponsor (bills are legally supposed to have a co sponsor before voting begins)

Other bills Gluon voted on

Bill Name	Vote	Result	Reason for Vote
DoSaG	❌	❌	Undignified
Congress Election Shortening	❌	❌	Voters need time to engage with elections Parties need time to background check and run primaries
Caretaker Period Efficiency	✅	❌	To reduce the delay with bills being passed To allow those elected in special elections towards end of term to still have something to do
Judicial Availability and Standards	❌	❌	Chief Justice holding a 1 minute office hour every IRL year is pointless
New Player Pruning	✅	✅	Government was running out of money, lots of people who joined for like 1 minute and quit taking money from government
I Yearn for the Mines	✅	✅	Gluon felt like jail time was too short
RBA Remunerations	✅	✅	Redmont Bar Association provides legal advise and monitors lawyers, their members should get paid for that job
Material Awards	✅	❌	Allowed Dept of Education to raise money by selling rewards
Duplicate Terms	✅	✅	Should not be able to run for House of Reps Special Elections if you're already in the House of Reps
Branch Commission Autonomy	✅	✅	Allowed Office of Congressional Affairs to pay clerks with commissions for work
Stop Illicit Business Advertising	✅	✅	Gluon wanted to be tough on crime
No More Wills	✅	✅	The government database on wills was barely used, waste to maintain, and needlessly complicated. People could already write private wills which are contractually enforceable.
Anti Slop	✅	✅	Protect skilled human artists from AI competition
Town Establishment Clarification	✅	✅	Fixes a law which contradicts with the constitution
DOH Emergency Appropriations Amendment	✅	✅	Dept of Heatlh is important to make sure new players don't get frustrated due to being sick with no healthcare, thus it had to be funded
Anti-Scam Insurance Administrative Relief	✅	✅	Shifts burden of maintaining insurance policy from DoC to private individuals
Union Freedom of Association	✅	✅	Allow members of unions to quit those unions
Insider Trading Deterrence	✅	✅	Gluon wanted to be tough on crime
RBA Council Membership	✅	✅	Only Attorney General/President/VP should be excluded from RBA Council due to conflicts of interest and goal to limit centralized power not the entire Executive Branch
Commemorate The YouTuber	✅	✅	Yeah Jaron deserves to be celebrated for bringing new players to our community
Corruption Reintroduction	✅	✅	Gluon is against corruption (this law reintroduces corruption as a crime)
New Player Housing	✅	✅	New players should be able to find cheap houses, this act makes it so government helps them search
Mentor Wage Program	✅	✅	Pays people to help new players get mentored on how to play in Democracycraft
Taco Tuesday	✅	❌	Taco Tuesday was fun
Illegal Advertising Revert	✅	✅	Allows advertising black market items, I'm okay with having a black market the public knows about since it's interesting for roleplay
Grinch Act	⛔	❌	I cosponsored this as a protest to Pride Celebration failing. I ended up abstaining when it came to a vote.

The Writing on the Wall

While in congress, Gluon kept promising the "green wave" where The Evergreens would win more seats in congress. Unfortunately The Evergreens got trounced in each election. While Gluon campaigned harder and became more exhausted, The Evergreens continued to underperform.

Due to the Jaron Wave, The Evergreens started facing harder elections since more people could show up to vote and generally ended up voting for people that did mass DM campaigning. The Evergreens refused to use this strategy despite Gluon demonstrating in a special election using SimplifiedMax that the strategy could win lots of votes.

Gluon understood that The Evergreens party was also losing ground federally due to running out of policies to try to implement and losses in Federal Elections. She tried to get The Evergreens to focus on economics, local politics, and events rather than clinging to its existing strategy.

• The Evergreens were losing wild town support despite running on Gluon's legislative record of helping the wilds. The Evergreens were running out of ideas to implement to help the wilds but kept running on being pro wilds. Gluon said they needed to shift away from this strategy, She was ignored.
• The Evergreens ran on supporting Willow Farmers. They wanted to do this by granting Willow rights, allowing Willow farmers to sell items on their plots, and subsides for farmers. Willow rights and willow farms were killed permanently. Gluon pointed out that the Willow agenda was dead but The Evergreens continued to run on it. She also pointed out that subsidizing farmers was being advertised as 'support farmers' rather than 'fund trade jobs'. Gluon argued that fund trade jobs could get The Evergreens more voters rather than a vague support of farmers. She was ignored.
• Gluon argued that The Evergreens needed to run in Wild Towns or in local elections to make up for the fact that The Evergreens was losing ground federally. The Evergreens leadership refused.

The wild towns would slowly decline and turn against The Evergreens.

• Mironia started supporting Labour and Loose Leaf over The Evergreens despite desperate campaigning. When Labour died, Mironia started supporting the Redmont Liberation Front and the Jaronite political party instead of The Evergreens.
• Mountain started running their own canidates against The Evergreens.
• Labor Cape and Outer Redmont continued to refuse to support The Evergreens.
• Abedul Valley formed and supported the Jaronite political party instead of The Evergreens.

The Evergreens members weren't as excited due to the movement underperforming and being no longer novel. The Evergreens had to deal with new political movements like the Jaronites, DIP, Alliance for Better Redmont, Progressive Conservatives, the Redmont Liberation Front. Each of these movements pummeled The Evergreens.

Gluon Leaves TE

Disappointed by the decline of her party, running out of ideas to implement, and waiting her favorite idea, the New Player Purpose die, Gluon decided she didn't want to run again.

Gluon tried to mentor various people to replace her such as BennyBoi, SimplifiedMax, and PaintballSteve. These candidates continued to cling to the Willow Wild policies. The coalition Gluon made with the Galactic Empire of Redmont deteriorated since future Evergreens candidates didn't bother to make a deal with GER like Gluon did. Evergreens were ultimately beaten by GER after Gluon's term ended.

TheEvergreens would form a alliance with Jaronites, DIP, Alliance for Better Redmont. This alliance alienated Gluon since she had personal beefs with Jaronites over their recruitment of MJL as well as beef with the ABR since Gluon thought they betrayed TheEvergreens because Multiman's previous party had promised to join TheEvergreens but Multiman and his core supporters never joined.

Gluon decided to leave TE and join WPR.

General Strikes

Right towards the end of Gluon's term in congress, the June 2026 general strike occurred. Gluon took a sympathetic stance but ultimately refused to vote in favor of congress going on strike.

Later another general strike occurred. Due to both of these strikes, Gluon ultimately gave up on Redmont Politics and resigned from the DoI as well as the DHS.

Redmont Career

Gluon took a job as Starlight's lawyer and builder. This meant Gluon was responsible for protecting Starlight from eviction. Gluon in exchange received a 10k Loan.

Gluon used the 10k Loan to invest in equipment and elytras so she could raid the End for more elytras as well as shulker boxes. Gluon traded these to earn cash.

Gluon used that cash to rent commercial property in Aventura. Gluon sold items in Aventura that she got from her End Raids, resales, and scavenging in the Wilds.

Gluon joined TheEvergreens Party, she ran for the TheEvergreens Council and then rose through the ranks to be put in charge of policymaking. Gluon ran several times on TheEvergreens party ticket.

On the first few tries for Redmont House of Representatives, Gluon started off overshadowed by her own party members but slowly took off gaining more popularity after her involvement with Mironia.

Before the election that got Gluon elected to Redmont House of Representatives, Gluon was far more extreme in her policy objectives. For example, Gluon wanted to stop "the orange scam", that being her belief that the cheap lava industry ruined coal mining. Gluon became hostile towards any use or mention of lava. Gluon in response to people calling Willow a backwards feudal town decided Willow should have a honorary royal family to celebrate Willow's feudalism.

Gluon would run a more moderate campaign focused on rewarding businesses that hire new players and cleaning up the International Community Framework Act. Gluon also ran on not imposing preemptive taxes or taking out preemptive loans to the mere threat of the Jaron Wave (a giant wave of new players that could result from Yeah Jaron posting a video). Gluon however said that the Jaron Wave was going to happen and congress needed a emergency plan in place. On 10 May 2026, she was elected to the 37th House of Representatives during a general election.

Mironia Career

Gluon moved into Mironia while DaanBanaan was President. This was originally intended as a mission from TheEvergreens to establish a embassy/party headquarters in a Wild Town, thus demonstrating that TE supports Wild Towns. When Gluon arrived, the Crimson Empire was attacking Mironia, Gluon helped with repairs after the attack.

Gluon has been a major philanthropist to Mironia, she donated a ton of money to help with claiming and repairs. Later, TE officially built their Party HQ, this HQ also serves as Gluon's house in Mironia and a shop.

After Mironia's President Daan stepped down, Gluon ran for President in Mironia against several candidates. Gluon was a very strong candidate who tied with Evefield but lost the tiebreaker. Evefield thus became President of Mironia.

After Gluon was appointed Secretary of Culture, she built a museum in Mironia.